Land of No Mondays


©2004 Jim Morris




Land of No Mondays
This song took shape last year on a trip to Belize. I could not keep track of the days, which is a good thing. I think living is easier when it doesn't matter which day it is.



What a Party

A friend and I met some people who took us to a private and somewhat secret spot called the Hideout Club. It was a party sanctuary for a crazy group of people who were not afraid to push the envelope. We were probably nuts for taking up with a group of demented strangers. We managed to escape, before we became the lead story on the evening news. For this song I changed the setting to a cool spot called the Split, which is on Caye Caulker in Belize.



The Island Band
I got the idea for this song while on a fishing trip to the north end of Ambergris Caye. There was a deserted shack on the beach miles from anything, and I thought it would be a great spot for a bar. I conjured up a house band made up of local fishermen who fished by day and played music by night. If only I could find some of the bars that exist
in my mind.



Maybe Mexico
This Jerry Jeff Walker song has been a favorite of mine since I found it on an album back in the early 80's.
It captured the way I felt at the time.



Drinking Song #46
I thought I needed a drinking song. Occasionally you meet someone who defies convention and you wish you could live like that. Alex Leist told me that the only way you can drink all day is to start early in the morning. I saw the billboards in North Carolina on I-95 south around mile marker 73.



To See Her Now
I knew someone who dealt with a bad breakup by leaving town and never coming back. Much to the amazement of the girl, he literally turned his back, walked away and never laid eyes on her again. This is his story.



Guarding The Yucatan
Sharon and I were spending a few days on Isla Mujeres, an island off the coast of Mexico. We were entrenched on the beach: drinking mojitos, snacking on ceviche, and catching some rays. Life was good. Sharon left to go to the gift shop and asked if I wanted to go. I said, "No, I'll just stay here and guard the Yucatan." The next thing I know, I'm making up this song. This songwriting business is pretty simple, isn't it?



Victim of Life's Circumstances
I first heard this song performed by a band called Salt Creek at Chuck's on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. This was in the late 70's when disco was king, and Chuck's was my hang out and escape from the dance side of town. On a recent trip to New Orleans I stumbled across two of the members of the band playing in a small bar on Bourbon. It brought back a lot of good memories, so I decided to record this song.



Tragic Cajun Love Song
I thought I would do something that I seldom do: write a love song. Then I thought, why not go the distance and write a love song that is tragic like "Last Kiss." You see, I'm trying to stretch as a songwriter. Put this tragic love story in a semi-exotic culture that few people understand, and you have a deadly combination.



Oh Montana
I saw an attractive, well-kept woman with a suitcase standing on the side of the Tamiami Trail near the Ochopee post office. She was not your typical hitchhiker, and this was in the Everglades miles away from anything. I didn't pick her up to learn her story, so I made up my own version.



It Ain't Easy
I wrote this song when I was about 20 years old. On one level it is just a simple little ditty. On another level it is really about misperceptions, stereotypes, fairness, tolerance, physics, horticulture, awareness, meteorology, perspective, expectations, self-fulfillment, communication, behavior modification, self-actualization, and to a lesser extent, thermodynamics. But mostly it's a simple little ditty.



Egrets, No Regrets
I was having a "do you have any regrets" conversations with one of my old corporate buddies. While I talked, I looked out the window and observed all of the activity. The song kind of wrote itself.
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